mon kharap ... !!

sukhi thaakbo, khusi thakbo ..shantite bindaas lyadakranto hoye suye thaka .. ebong kichhu gombhirr byapare samanyo fut kata ….. mondo noi ekebaarei…
kimba majhe modhye dukhhobilaas thobra khana niye chheNra jeans r chheNra bag ebong aro kichhu chheNra jinispotro niye clg strt chhottore ek2 hab bhab neoa jeto .. Arektu shutko mane ket mere bolte gele fragile hole r chokhhe ekta chouko carbon chosma bosate paarle …. Ye mane hebby jomto …!!
Kin2 jaai hokkk … jibone onek kichhui kora holo na ar ki ….bus e aage uthhe odhikangso samayei pore abirbhuto byaktir kachh theke faka seat ta chhiniye neoa holo na… jor golai conductor er kachhe student concession er aarji pesh kora galo na ! je sab lokjon ke asajjo laage tader prokasye ekti chor ba nidenpokhhe ektao khisti emonki niramish khisti obdhi diye othha galo na !! 4 bochhor hstl e thekeo somros ba gonjikar swad pelam na … ebong setar janye aami nijoswo bhitu, kyabla ebong sarboibo champu jibonbodh ebong lyad kei kaathgorai nildown korate paari … korabo ?? ekhon na .. ek2 pore !!
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Lyad- ghum –sapno- Freud …
chhad –ghuri- frock- imfatuation….
Nijer mone hasi-chand-kobita-maa chitkaar kore bolchhe porte bos !!
…. Ure jaoa network-prem niye byasto bondhusakal- supto prem chhilo(achhe) jaar proti taake victoriate chumbonroto abasthai abiskaar- bichitro hatasa ….
Batasa-oruchi- sad song- ma table er kona theke onko khata khuNje peye gachhe :sabbonaash !
Erpor …. Aabiskaar kora prithibite aami e dukhhi –aamar kopal e futor byasardho sab cheye beshi- hathhat e jibon bodher punurujjibikoron- dekhiye debo types aaloron,jagoron,o(ti)sadharon aalokbaad!!
Gyan ahoron er prochesta-maayer mukhe haasi-bondhumohol theke aaNtel tag prapti-raat jege freud gaat!
Din duyek er modhye Freud-swapno-poshachhe na-khisti-lyadd .
Lyad-lyad-lyad-lyad-aahhhh- shanti !!!
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Kono ek gyaniguni byakti bolechhilen prithibir besh kichhu mohot realization tathakothito kuNre maanusherai jonosamakhhe enechhen ! gobhir bhabe ei bakye biswas korte chaichhi bigoto besh kichhu din dhore !! biswas korte chaichhi janala diye jol pore pata nore dekhte dekhtei aami obiswasyo rokom er onyorokom kichhu ekta dekhe felbo ba realize kore felbo … ebong sei nimitto aami haat baariye joler glass ta nebar moto mechanical energy sacrifice korte paari na … khuub joltesta pele nijer sathe ekta chhotto meeting kore nei … ekhon khaabo .. haat barabo …. Arek2 pore khele cholbe na ?? achha thaak na ek2 pore jakhan khaat theke nambo takhan e nahoi … sutoraang …. Ekhon noi.. ek2 pore !!
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Ami mohsaari tangai na
Bochhor baaro
Masha der boli ekhon noi
Ek2 pore aasis sona
Aami melai jaaina
Ilish khai na
Sasta khelay jitiye debo
Tokei aami
Shalish chai na
Upos kori… aapos o
Bondhutye paapos o
Hote raaji
Dhitang dhitang boler taale
Amar ghumer dhankhet e
Sab bulbuli ra haajir
Tatka swapno bhaji !
Gaan gaabuni.. uthhon baNka
Prachin byatha dichhe chhyaNka
Bujheo dekhao bhelki kaka
keliye pore thaaki
lyader khatai uposthhit
baajar jure faNki
amar kichhu aaboltaabol
khachhe chete
Tiktiki r deoal ghori
Ar kachho kopkopiye
Tumio jyatha, sarbopori !!
Roddurta ghum bhangle
Aaste boli.. ek2 nore
Ekhon noi re.. ek2 pore !!
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Breakfast er saathe amar break up hoyechhe to onek din …. Aasole amar samay er sathe breakfast er samay millo na kichhutei … onek bolechhilam ekhon noi… ek2 pore !!
Lunch ,dinner sab e avg manushder (normal) theke ek2 porei kori aami … besh nirjone thakar ekta obhyes baniye felechhi …. Rastay chena lokjoner sathe dekha hole khubb chaape pore jaai …. Haste lyad laage …r dutor jaigai tinte katha baarlei ghum-swapno-freud-uh guliye jachhe- kaaku aami choli ekhon … ek2 pore berote hobe :P
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hstl e thakle dupure lunch kore class e jaoa ... maago .... tarcheye sonnyas dher bhalo ... sonnyas nileo to hoto .... recently arekta chaper byapar ghotchhe ... porikhhar samay biseshoto hyajanor subject gulote likhte bishom lyad laage .... ontoratmar sathe tibro jhagrajhati kore here giye (karon jhagra korte lyad laage amar :P) thekei jaai 3 ghonta .... lunch korte char tola theke ek tolai nama ..apnara ki asha koren .... ota itihaas hoye gachhe ... bhul kore lunch korte neme gele bishom awaj khai ... kin2 lunch korina bole je samba korte korte nache jaai tato noy .... lyad amar lakh lakh attendance .... ei sem eo khachhe ... ajibon khabe ... taate amar bindumatro obhijog nei :P
aami dada mod,ganja kichhur nesha kori na .... lyad katiye ektai to nesha korlam :P
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Aami shakalur moto
Sokaale nijeke satyodrosta bhabi
Khuji listeners der chabi
Aami nirjon dwipe nirvasito
Romanche sursuri
Freuder hamaguri
likhte bosle du baar dhule
Bunchhi mahakabyo
Abar kaalke bhabbo !!
Kin2 aapnader hebby dhoirjo … pore felechhen addur …. Besh besh … jaanen aaro onek katha bolar achhe ei gonjika bihin kin2 nijeke jomidaar mone hoa types jibon chorit samporke … gombhirr sab upolobdhi samporke …. Bolbo … sab e bolbo …. Ekhon noi .. ek2 pore !!
Ps: lyadakranto gen y ke amar salaam :P ebong uporokto samasto kichhu moteo amar atmokothon baa mar bhobisyote prokashyo atmojiboneer angshobisesh noi …
khanik ta aamar .. khanik ta aapnar … ebong dj suketu ba obanchhito dhumketuder lyad prem niye suchintito(?) boktobyo rekhe nirmol monoranjaner obhipraaye moteo aami ei sab likhini ….
Baddo lyad lagchhilo … lyad katanor janye likhlaam ar ki !! :P
takhan dinkaal besh khaatnir ... goto bochhorer july maas .. summer training...ekhan theke korunamoyee roj roj .... sokal sokal ghum theke uthhe ... chhut-te chhu-te taratolay giye s-4 dhore konodin e bosar jayga na peye ... ebong ediker keu na thakay bishom bore hote hote ... edik odik takate takate ebong abhadrer moto lokjoner arbit kothopokothon sune sune ...............
erokom e ek basanto dine... s-4 e dariye achhi .. amar pashe ekjon besh kumropotash atti wala lok dariye achhen .... ta newalipore aastei K.P. (KumroPotash) bishom enthu niye bus er samner diker kauke daaku daaku bole daak te laaglo....... "daaku edike aay .... ticket kete niyechhis ..." etc etc
ebar kahini te daaku elen swamohimay ... daaku nissandehe handu ... amar paashei ese daralen ... ebar suru holo katha ...
K.P : ki re bus e kore jachhis ... tor swosur ke bol ekta bike kine dite
daaku : swosur ke keno bolbo .... nije kinte paarle kinbo ... ar tachara office theke gaai dichhe ... aaj
[bah daaku r besh ethics achhe dekhchhi :P ....]
daaku : ekta biye koro dekhi ... ar kotodin eka eka katabe ...
(bass aami dhire dhire interest pachhi kothopokothon e :P)
K.P : dhurr dhurr kake biye korbo meye gulo sab jaali
(ki arbit daabi :x)
daaku : moteo na ... meyera jodi jaali hoy to amrao jaali
(taliyan taliyan :))
K.P. : aami jaali noi .. eikhaane dariye bolte paari daaku .. aaj obdhi kauke thhokaini (se ek bisham rana protap bhongite katha ti bollen )
daaku : ta aami ki thholiyechhi naki jaar sathe ghurechi taakei biye korbo
K.P. : ta abasyo thhik .. tui ekjon niyei ghurechhis taakei biye korbi .... kin2 bhaalo meye nei re ... sab jaali .... thhakbaaj
(ichhe hochhilo nari committee ke khabar dei :x :x)
daaku : seta tumi bolte paaro na ... koto chhele e to meyeder thhokachhe .... ora ki kam jaali (bah bah .. abar taliyan :))
K.P. : kin2 meyeder chena jaai na re daaku .... tui chinechis tui bhagyobaan
(:x :x :x :x)
ei samay gorihaat e pouchhe gachhe bus ... rasta paar hochhilo ekti ketboti meye ... bhaalo dekhte .... omni K.P. konui diye ek khocha maarlo daaku ke ... tarpor dujonei sagrohe jyanto protima darshan korlen ebong isharay kichhu bollen .... jegulo capture kora ar amar pokhhe sambhab hoyni ....
jaai hokkk meyetike dekhar por thekei K.P. er state transition suru......
K.P. : ta abasyo thhk janis ajkaal chelerao jaali .... oi je biswanatha na ke ... chheleta oi meyetar sathe 7 bochhor ghurlo .... tarpor biyekorlo onyo ektake ... ki dinkaal ... kono maane hoy ... biswanath ke pele duto char e lagiye ditaam
[khaaise goriahaat er ki maya :P]
(onyo "ektaake" .. "ekjon ke" bolte paare na :x)
daaku : bollam to dudiker e dosh achhe .
K.P. arre ar oi ratan (naam ta bhule gechhi dhore nilam ratan) oi byatao malotidir boner sathe kotodin ghurlo tarpor 1 lakh taka pon cheye boslo ....
ki baaje byapar ....
daaku : taai naki ... amay nemontonno korechhilo kin2 samay hoini
K.P. : arre aami gechhilam to .... khete bose suni byata 1 lakh pon nichhe cheleta ... aami daaklaam oke (eikhaan theke K.P. puro biplobi style e bole choleche ... srota daaku ebong aami :P) bollam ... ki re tui pon niyechhis sunlam ... biswanatha amta amta kore bollo ... hya maane oi ...
K.P. : amar ichhe hochhilo choriye dei ... jaai hokkk biye baari oto loker saamne borer gaaye haat tola thhik noy .. aami chair theke uthhe daralaam ... bollam khaboi na tor biyete .... biswanatha prothome bojheni .. kin2 janis daaku aami khelaam e na ... adorsho bole ekta katha achhe ....
(ei raam gul ta sune daaku chup ... amar jata haasi pachhe ..kin2 haai goriahaat er ketboti romoni eta sunte pelen na )
jaai hokkk .. ei gul ta sonar por daaku ar beshi katha baraini ... khainkhhon porei neme gechhhilo ... K.P. seta peye gechhilo ... aami seat paaini ... taai entertainment er khoje aro dujoner kothopokothone mononibesh korechhilam ....
sei galpo pore hobe.......
purani jeans or guitar ....
mahalle ki wo chhad ...
aur mere yaar ........
ali haider er sei chauranto senti gaan ta .... ei last semester e je pray bohubaar senti khaoabe taate kono sandeho nei .... karon ta sare tin khana bochhor ... ebong bigoto sare tin bochhorer janyei ei adha bochhor onek frustru ar senti hajam korte hobe .... hobei .... jaai hokkkk ..... phire dekhar season jakhan ... chat kore ekta falsh back hoye jaak ..... :P
2004 ..... kopal e haldia e nachchhilo ke janto .... jonme bhabini hstl e thakbo .... tar opor aami biswo-unsocial ..... kolkata chhere .. bari chhere .... riju ebong baki sakal bachchha kachhader chhere ...... cholei elaam haldia ... hstl ... onek bochka buchki ..... baalti ... detergent ...paaosh.. bati chamoch (wid gombhir satarkobaani .."kichhu harabe na ebong kono jhamelai jorabe na!!" :P) aaro onek prasongik ebong o-prasongik .. motamuti jeno sangsaar korte elaam .... prothom .. bole to jiboner prothom hstl ... naam swati complex ... basically ota hstl noy .. clg cmps er baaire koekta flat jekhane 1st yr der mathay chhad provide korlo authority ... senior chhilo koekjon ... tarao koekdin er modhyei onyo hstl e (baro hstl .... besh bhitiprodo sthhaan :P) ... jaai hokkk amader flat e amra 8 jon thaktaam ... amar moto charam unsocial public o jomiye bondhutto kore phellam baki saat joner sathe ... maane hoye galo ar ki .. swati comlex chhoto khato swargo .... no senior .... 8 jon bondhu ... tar modhye intimate 4-5 jon ... ebong dosasoi hstl super ... uffff ja chehara na ... 4 te king size chhelekeo potke dite paare emon ... aami to besh bhoy e petam ... :P
ekdin abar sei supar ke aami dotalar balcony te uthhhte dekhechhilam ... siri diye noy bachhalog ... baire theke .... deoal r grill dhore .. arbit scene ....o drisyo durbol hridoy manush er na dekhai bhaalo ... jaai hokkk ... swati r kathai asa jaak ... charidike dhaan khet .. samne du chaar ghar thake basti e bola jaai .. 20 min duratyer bhetor kono telephone booth ba khaoar jaiga nei .... ekmatro bharsa gate er baire phuchwala kaku ba oi du char ghar basti te chap-muri ... kimba bus e chore mohona market (dhore nei baro market type er ekta jaiga) .... prochur haoa ..... 3 te chhata bhanglo amar ... khider chote muri khaoa o obhyes hoye galo .... ar hstl er khaoa .... se prosonge aschhi pore .......
swati te sabai mile adda ... river side (haldi nodi) e berate jaoa .... balcony te bose room mate ke gaan sonano (jakhan taar mood off hoto .. ba amar) .. along wid galpo galpo galpo ... all time chatar patar ... chatar patar ..... clg e ki hochhe ... kaar hridiye kaar tore "chand mera deil chandni ho tum" bajchhe ... ke kotobaar kon senior er kachhe chaat khelo ... kon dada clg e ki naame e bikhyato ba kukhyato .... cmps er kon area i chaat khaoar probability sab cheye beshi .... satarkotamulok karmosuchi ... etc etc ... ebong abasyoi kichhu ta pnpc .... :P
swatir khaoa -daoa ....... baba go ..... o machher jhol dekhle ichhe hoy bibagi ebong sei sange ekahaari hoye jaai ... khabar menu bolte .. bhaat (2-3 te kankor must).. aalubhaja(majhe majhe moto hoto bhaja noy .. se(n)ka..).. machher jhol (sedhho na hoa jolei kichhu tel o jire-lonka guro chhoriye deoa ) torkari .... yaak ..... odhikanso din aalu-kumro ... sudhu kaajer modhye khaoar moto chhilo doi ... brkfst e jaghonyo luchi .... tiffin e majhe modhye chowmin ta bhaalo paoa jeto ....mase ekbar grand feast .. menu hoitese .. fried rice... chilli chicken .. chatni rasagolla .... arbit sandeho naai .... kin2 murgi gulo hoito polio murgi ...no mangso ... only haar n cornflower(moida hoar probablity o prochur :x) ar rice ta ulty bhabe sedhho bhaat chhara kissu noy kichhu kaju etc chhoriye deoa.....tabe canteen er masi ra khub bhaalo chhilo ....ei prosonge mone pore ... canteen er manager kaku ..... chokhe mukhe ulty leveler birokti ... khabar on na korale emon habbhab jeno onake chaas korte hoy amader khabar deoar janye ..... uuuffffffff .. :x